An irritating colleague. School teacher. Your ex-wife. Filthy boss. Jealous neighbour. That successful former classmate. Or all those pesky haters.
There is nothing that could replace the expression on the recipient's face after opening the box!
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1) CHOOSE AN ANIMALVarious animals have different types of excrement. Today, we offer organic, wet horse poop. |
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2) GIVE US AN ADDRESSWe deliver packages to ALL COUNTRIES in the world, directly to the recipient. We use national postal service. |
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3) PICK A STICKERDo you prefer plain, simple and none-telling package? Or how about adding a big smiley face sticker? |
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4) PAY AND STAY ANONYMOUSThis service is 100% anonymous. We will never reveal your identity, even if you pay by credit card or PayPal. |
Various animals have different types of excrement. Today, we offer organic, wet horse poop.
We deliver packages to ALL COUNTRIES in the world, directly to the recipient. We use national postal service.
Do you prefer plain, simple and none-telling package? Or how about adding a big smiley face sticker?
This service is 100% anonymous. We will never reveal your identity, even if you pay by credit card or PayPal.
Send a box filled with gluten-free kosher horse shit for as low as
$16.95
FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING
Jason Koebler, Motherboard / Vice.com
We tested the service and it worked very well. 5/5 stars, full grade horse shit as promised.
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Goal: Anonymously send a box with real animal manure, including a personalized note for the recipient.
Mission: Take advantage of cryptocurrencies such as BTC to show their potential.
Vision: Provide sustainable shit delivery service.
Priorities: Anonymity, reliability, awesome customer support.
Shipping: We are based in Hong Kong, but we ship from Europe; we use national postal service; we use an anonymous shipping method with no tracking number; delivery time: approx. 4-5 business days within Europe, 6-10 days outside of Europe. Packages are shipped on Mondays and Thursdays.
Price: USD $16.95
Privacy: Personal information of recipients are not sold or shared in any way. We periodically delete personal data, keeping only the country for statistical purposes.
Package: The final product consists of: plastic envelope with address of the recipient and optional sticker, personalized message, contents description, sticker describing the intention and purpose of the package, and plastic box with up to 250 grams / 9 ounces of manure.
Manure: For marketing purposes, we call it "shit" or "poop". If fact, we use horse manure - 100% organic fertilizer. Please read information on the bottom of the page.
Customs: If we send outside of Europe, we have to fill a simple customs form. The product is a gift for the recipient, so we mark it as a gift and we set its value to €3 - €5, which is an approximate buying price of the package and all its parts.
By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following: You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY and that is their only intension. Shitexpress.com's liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this website agree to release Shitexpress.com, its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services.
November 1, 2014
Horse manure is a solid waste excluded from federal EPA solid waste regulation because it neither contains significant amounts of hazardous chemicals, nor exhibits hazardous characteristics. The chemical constituents of horse manure are not toxic to humans. Horse guts do not contain significant levels of the two waterborne pathogens of greatest concern to human health risk, Cryptosporidium or Giardia, neither do they contain significant amounts of the bacteria E. coli 0157:H7 or Salmonella. Fungus, viruses, bacteria and worms found in horses have never been shown to infect humans and are unlikely to be zoonotic. Finally, the reality is that there are very few horses, and even fewer numbers of them that frequent trails. People seldom encounter or handle horse manure. People who do have occasion to handle horse manure have never been infected by this intimate contact. Humans and other sources within the environment (e.g. wild animals and birds) with their overwhelming population numbers are far more likely than horses to contribute to human health risks.
Source: DOES HORSE MANURE POSE A SIGNIFICANT RISK TO HUMAN HEALTH? (Adda Quinn, 2001)